All you want is a bite of that chocolate bar you've been craving to have ALL day, it's THAT time of the month and you just need that chocolate, not all of it, just one bite.
You get the kids sorted with snacks and a cartoon, you've done the loo run, they're settled. You sneak off for that chocolate. You pick up the bar, you quietly unwrap it (quietly because they won't hear you calling them but they will hear that chocolate bar being unwrapped!) you're about to take that bite you've been waiting for and...... "MUUUUUUUM HE TOOK MY TOY!!!" - it's perfect timing, Every. Single.Time.
How do they know that you're about to indulge in that chocolate bar??
How many mama's can relate to this?
Thursday, 19 January 2017
Mama & Her Three Little bears
Hi! I'm a Mama to 3 little bears - well one is not so little!
No one ever told me what it would REALLY be like to be a Mother.. you know all the nitty and gritty stuff (like getting pee'd on, pooped on, vomited on! the list goes on...) or how stiletto nails will become a thing of the past (for obvious hygiene, practicality and safety reasons!) They told me about the terrible two's but what about the terrible teens?? Why didn't anyone warn me about the terrible terrible teens?!
Before becoming a Mamma I was always in heels, well dressed, never a strand of hair out of place and never ever would I leave the house without my makeup on.. 3 bears later I'm the opposite! I love my Nike Air Max trainers, my hair bun resembles Mrs Trunchball from Matilda and not like the one on models LOL! I would consider myself to be lucky if I have time to fill in my eyebrows!
But I wouldn't change it for anything.. I love being a Mamma and I love my 3 little bears.
No one ever told me what it would REALLY be like to be a Mother.. you know all the nitty and gritty stuff (like getting pee'd on, pooped on, vomited on! the list goes on...) or how stiletto nails will become a thing of the past (for obvious hygiene, practicality and safety reasons!) They told me about the terrible two's but what about the terrible teens?? Why didn't anyone warn me about the terrible terrible teens?!
Before becoming a Mamma I was always in heels, well dressed, never a strand of hair out of place and never ever would I leave the house without my makeup on.. 3 bears later I'm the opposite! I love my Nike Air Max trainers, my hair bun resembles Mrs Trunchball from Matilda and not like the one on models LOL! I would consider myself to be lucky if I have time to fill in my eyebrows!
But I wouldn't change it for anything.. I love being a Mamma and I love my 3 little bears.
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